He’s fixing his lunch with “utensils” that emerge from, and retract into, his body. Not to mention frequently pass through other bodies and skulls.
I no longer know (or care) if those artificial “sheathes” are still inside his forearms, but this would be like eating eggs with a mortician’s scalpel; no matter how well it’s been washed, HOW ABOUT NO.
Good thing he’s got his healing factor, but I’d be damned if I’d want a bite of anything he served up at a picnic.
He slices, he dices, he chops, he julliennes. And if you order now, you can have a second Logan-a-Matic for only the cost of shipping and handling! But wait! If you order in the next thirty minutes we will include the Munro-matic lightning rod!
taste like metal
So using a knife to cut your meat leaves a metal after-taste? Seriously?
i wonder if he ever cleans his claws….
He’s fixing his lunch with “utensils” that emerge from, and retract into, his body. Not to mention frequently pass through other bodies and skulls.
I no longer know (or care) if those artificial “sheathes” are still inside his forearms, but this would be like eating eggs with a mortician’s scalpel; no matter how well it’s been washed, HOW ABOUT NO.
Good thing he’s got his healing factor, but I’d be damned if I’d want a bite of anything he served up at a picnic.
No, but he also has mutant healing powers so he can eat as much hepatitis from his victims as he wants.
When they come back in his skin, his regeneration probably kills any bacterias that just entered his body.
he is canadian
Blasted salami. I can smell it! >:(
Wolvie likes to handle sausage…a lot…BAHAHAHAH
He slices, he dices, he chops, he julliennes. And if you order now, you can have a second Logan-a-Matic for only the cost of shipping and handling! But wait! If you order in the next thirty minutes we will include the Munro-matic lightning rod!
Shut up and take my money!
One Slice She Loves Me
One Slice She Dosen’t
One Slice She Loves Me
One Slice She Dosen’t
That’s balgone!
That’s balogne!
most awsomeist power EVER
Congratulations, your spelling and grammar caused another teacher to commit suicide.
That’s rather odd. I thought taking his claws out was very painfull. Surely taking them out for cooking sounds retarded.
He’s Wolverine, he doesn’t give a JUGGERNAUT about pain.
He’s Canadian, he doesn’t give a JUGGERNAUT about pain.
now he’s gunna leave sausage in sabertooths skull, atleast he wasn’t sliceing lemon
He’s thinking of Cyclops.
Ask him for a hand job, I dare you!