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What’s With This Guy and Sausages?

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  1. Magsec5 says:

    taste like metal

  2. bloopaloobi says:

    i wonder if he ever cleans his claws….

    • Yibble says:

      He’s fixing his lunch with “utensils” that emerge from, and retract into, his body. Not to mention frequently pass through other bodies and skulls.

      I no longer know (or care) if those artificial “sheathes” are still inside his forearms, but this would be like eating eggs with a mortician’s scalpel; no matter how well it’s been washed, HOW ABOUT NO.

      Good thing he’s got his healing factor, but I’d be damned if I’d want a bite of anything he served up at a picnic.

    • Jumping Jehosaphat says:

      No, but he also has mutant healing powers so he can eat as much hepatitis from his victims as he wants.

    • SOE says:

      When they come back in his skin, his regeneration probably kills any bacterias that just entered his body.

  3. emqz1101 says:

    he is canadian

  4. Raul says:

    Blasted salami. I can smell it! >:(

  5. sunlover says:

    Wolvie likes to handle sausage…a lot…BAHAHAHAH :D

  6. Ish Kabibble says:

    He slices, he dices, he chops, he julliennes. And if you order now, you can have a second Logan-a-Matic for only the cost of shipping and handling! But wait! If you order in the next thirty minutes we will include the Munro-matic lightning rod!

  7. Steve says:

    One Slice She Loves Me
    One Slice She Dosen’t
    One Slice She Loves Me
    One Slice She Dosen’t

  8. Jomster777 says:

    That’s balgone!

  9. Jomster777 says:

    That’s balogne!

  10. osykat says:

    most awsomeist power EVER

  11. Orly says:

    That’s rather odd. I thought taking his claws out was very painfull. Surely taking them out for cooking sounds retarded.

    • anon says:

      He’s Wolverine, he doesn’t give a JUGGERNAUT about pain.
      He’s Canadian, he doesn’t give a JUGGERNAUT about pain.

  12. T-Castle says:

    now he’s gunna leave sausage in sabertooths skull, atleast he wasn’t sliceing lemon

  13. Korbl says:

    He’s thinking of Cyclops.

  14. urbani says:

    Ask him for a hand job, I dare you!


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